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Use this fun in the air to your advantage and tell your girlfriend some naughty, romeo-ish, absolutely amusing stuff before the year ends and catastrophe descends.
10. Moves like Jagger!
Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera are grooving to this sexy number and so can you and your better half. Play this song on full volume, sing along, hold her close & tight and dance with her. How can any girl resist words like, ‘Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you, kiss me till you’re drunk and I’ll show you!’ ;)9. ‘Your argumentative skills are worth imbibing’
Joke around with her and poke fun at her otherwise annoying yet bafflingly smart argumentative skills. Men since the dark ages have been stumped by women’s inherent skill to turn any argument in their favour and leave the man involved speechless and feeling guilty (even when it is not his fault). So follow her around with a pad & pen and beg her for those ‘secret’ tips on the art of arguing. It’s silly I know, but she will be entertained to the T and will love this funny banter.
8. Let’s spend a day doing nothing!
No extravagant and opulent date can ever match the pleasure of a day spent doing not-a-thing with your girl. So behave like teenagers and do absolute time-pass for a day. Roam around in malls, catch any random movie playing at the theatres, have road side sandwich / dosa and follow it up with kulfi, coochie-coo in the midst of random aunties accompanying a bunch of kids just to annoy and embarrass them! Doing such meaningless fun stuff will bring that adolescent charm back in your relationship.7. You are my Chamakh Challo!
Garishly bollywood and so cheesy that she might cringe, but not before smiling a 60 watt smile. Being prim-proper all the time is boring, so be a roadside romeo this time and address her as your Chamakh Challo for a day. Do so in front of friends, on facebook, in text messages and pings. She will be so embarrassed that she may want to kill you, and when she does threaten you just laugh out loud and say ‘But babe, you are indeed my Chamakh Challo and I love you’ and notice how the anger leaves her only to be replaced by an unquenchable need to hug you!6. ‘Justin Bieber is a girl. Agree or we are done.’
I know for a fact that most men not just think but believe that Bieber is a girl, while most women choose to have a soft corner for the guy with locks that genuinely put Rapunzel to shame. Pick a completely futile and worthless argument over Mr. Bieber and amuse her with anecdotes about his singing and sexuality. Trouble her, provoke her and make her laugh all at the same time.5. You are hotter than Mila Kunis!
Honesty isn’t always the best policy, but flattery surely is. Praise and please her till no end. Tell her how she and she alone makes your world, universe, body, brain, heart go all crazy and wild with excitement. Do it right and reap the results.
4. No, you are NOT fat.
Every other day of the week your girlfriend must be throwing random weight related questions at you. For example: Does my face look fat? Do my thighs look too big in this pair of jeans? I am worried my calves are looking bulkier, are they? The moment these questions fall on your ear, your reflex response should be NO. Lying will save your life. So don’t think, just say.3. You’re my Superwoman!
2. We should cuddle more.
This one is going to make her jaw drop. All women know men dislike or are oblivious to cuddling. You telling her you want to cuddle is going to shock and surprise her as well as enliven her. Don’t just say, but put this into action. Cuddling is a sure way to boost your intimacy.1. I Love You
Aaaawww. This one needs no further description.
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